More mystic.

Some mystic crunk from Jam City. Gothic city in fog type music.

MOIST

Lol, the flyer is obviously inspired by various in jokes made while Whitney had photoshop open. Shawn + myself willing to make you sweat if you're willing to drink with us next thursday @ the saint.

supreme diva overlord.

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

I said it before, and I'll say it again. Fuck Gaga. No shade, obv, but I'm just not feeling her. Unfortunately, it seems like she has become one of the proverbial heads of the Cerberus representing the fundamental of western homosexual culture (The other two being musicals, and fashion. :/) I've been waiting patiently for the throne to be restored to the diva overlord. She delivers on this video. The wardrobe, the direction, the moan @ 2:49, the scene where she dusts her sixteen Grammy awards - All so very important here. Next.

CLUB JUICE MIXTAPE

I've been trying to work my magic on a few bar managers and party throwers in NOLA, and get a few nights organized. Got with the planner of my favorite little sweaty dive, The Saint, and made a mixtape for her. I wasn't really planning to post this anywhere, but a few people have asked for it. So, why not - let's just call it 'club juice' - lol. PS - promise to have some bounce on the next recording I do. I've been feeling really guilty about not having any in the stuff that I've recorded.

CLUB JUICE MIXTAPE

Hands in the Air (Bok Bok Remix) - Al Ripken jr. & Diamond K

THROW SOME Ds - Rustie/Dre$$2Sweat

LEAN WIT IT - Rustie/Dre$$2Sweat

Push it Remix - Salt'N'Peppa

Time Stamp - Roska

My Boo - Ghost Town DJs

Pro Nails - Kid Sister

Hear The Bassline (Rizzla's Cunty Refix) - Major Lazer

O let's Do it (Feat. Trae, Lil' Wayne, Rick Ross Remix) - Waka Flocka

Bills Bills Bills (Unknown Whitelabel Refix)


Club Juice Mixtape - have a ta$te

mixxxtape

I've been away for a bit - i know. I'm back, though, and ready to make up for my absence.

I've been getting booked to play a few dj gigs here and there since I've been back around in the big sleazy. Mostly to play pretty cookie cutter club hip-hop to predominantly underage college crowds (lol).

Not having the freedom to play whatever I want has inspired me to do a series of mixes using Untrue Oracle as the hosting medium. So, here is the first installment:

UNTRUE ORACLE MIX SERIES 001 - Mixed By: Five

December 2009

Gimme Your Love - Skar
Choosing Love - Dj Sdunkero
Beat Dis - Karizma
Doubt (Doc Daneeka VIP Remix) - Delphic
Doughnut - Greyman
Bangkok (Roska Remix) - Boris Dlugosch
I Want You (Bok Bok Remix) - Dre Skull
Spells of Deception (Boy 8-Bit Remix) - Invasion
Sweet Dance - Dj Twitty
Touch - Cooly G


UntrueOracle001

This mix contains various styles of house in a bright, electric quick-fire 20min. dance session. Enjoyyy

Assert your realness.

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portofino

I had no idea.

Teengirl Fantasy video by BLACKMOTH

"house is a feeling, what do you feel?"